Carolyn Arends - Jacob And 2 Women lyrics

Jacob he loved Rachel And Rachel she loved him And Leah was just there for dramatic effect Well it's right there in the Bible So it must not be a sin But it sure does seem like an awful dirty trick And her sky is just a petal Pressed in a book of a memory Of the time he thought he loved her And they kissed And her friends say, "He's a devil" But she says, "No, he is a dream" This is the world as best as I can remember it Now Jacob got two women And a whole house full of kids And he schemed his way back to the promised land And he finds it's one thing to win 'em It's another to keep 'em content When he knows that he is only just one man And his sky's an empty bottle And when he's drunk the ocean dry He sails off three sheets to some reckless wind And his friends say, "Ain't it awful" And he says, "No, I think it's fine" And this is the world as best as I can remember it Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah Now Rachel's weeping for the children That she thought she could not bear And she bears a sorrow that she cannot hide She wishes she was with them But she just looks and they're not there Seems love comes for just a moment and then it pa**es on by And her sky is just a bandit Swinging at the end of a hangman's noose 'Cause he stole the moon and must be made to pay for it And her friends say, "My, that's tragic" She says, "Especially for the moon" This is the world as best as I can remember it This is the world as best as I can remember it This is the world as best as I can remember it