Caroline's Spine - Sweet & Sour lyrics

I have a friend, she's been a good friend of mine for some time says she has a friend who's falling for me she likes the way I rhyme my word and in the end my best friend says she wants a piece of me too... I have a friend, he says he's a friend of mine for some time says his girlfriend has a thign for me and they'd like to work me in the end he said he'd like to know if I think about her too what am I to do with my sweet and sour bushes? Strike. I have a friend, he's much older than me and he's still kicking says he has a friend on the floor above she's a widow in doubt and headed for her end she said she's like a young man with energy for two what am i to do with my sweet and sour bushes? Strike... they just want their bu*tons pushed. I had a friend, she'd been a friend since childhood said she wouldn't beg for my love to come around her true and in the end I couldn't have saved her anyway strike my sweet and sour bushes Strike.