Carman - Downtown One Night lyrics

Carman: Yo kids, it's Carman here. How you doin? Let me tell you about my friend Lawrence. Yeah, he's that cat on the cover. I call him "L" for short. First time we met, downtown one night, L and another cat named Spitz were cleaning out my car. You know stealing, ganking, robbing? Well, good thing I came along when I did... Spitz: Hey check out this ride huh? L: I don't know about this Spitz... Spitz: Hey, hey chill it's cool L: Hey we could get busted Spitz: Listen L, if you wanna hang with the gang you better get used to this real quick L: I don't know man... *smash Spitz: There see? No car alarm, no nothing! I'll yank out the stereo, you check out the glove compartment L: Yeah, okay. Let's see some maps here, some tapes. Hey, I bet the book could be worth something Spitz: Bag the book, L. Look for greenbacks, credit cards, you know! L: Look Spitz, look look! It's got a black leather cover, name lettered in gold Spitz: Forget the book L: C-A-R-M-A-N, Carman. What a smooth car this man. I wonder if... Spitz: Jam! Someone's coming, let's grab some tapes and cruise L: Look Spitz, this has some black letters, some red letters...some stories-- Carman: Hey furball, what are you doing in my car? L: Look at this...wait a minute, you ain't Spitz-- Carman: Your friend jetted L: He took off? Carman: I should take a picture of this. I mean, I never seen a car broken into by two actual cat burglars L: Uh, I gotta jet man Carman: Hey wait up, that's a nice book you got there L: Yeah, lether cover, gold lettering... Carman: It's probably worth something. You're gonna lift it aren't you? L: Yeah...I mean no...I mean it's not mine Carman: Well, it is now L: Huh? Carman: I'm letting you have it L: Straight up? Uh wait, are you this Car-man? Carman. Car-man...yeah that's it L: Oh, so this is your car? Carman: That's right Garfield L: And this is your glovebox? Carman: Yep, you're very brilliant L: This is your car manual? Carman: Wellllll... L: Well listen man, I'm outta here I gotta go get something to eat Carman: No chill man, like you need the book more than me L: Man you messin with me? Carman: No really it's yours. I got another Bible at home L: Bible! This a Bible? Man I heard of this Carman: Yeah? L: Yeah man, I dig the part about the homeboy in a cage of lions knocking out the giant whale with a slingshot. Man that's hard! Carman: Well that's not exactly it. Here, let me tell you what the book says: