A couple o' young men came to my door today While I was frying eggs in my kitchen, They looked so sincere with their white shirts and ties As they tried to sell me their religion. We talked for awhile as my eggs got cold About what their faith believes, They said they were convinced by what they'd been taught That God's just an exalted man like you and me. Although The Book says He is spirit, their hearts refused to hear it They proceeded to tell me He's got hair And in Daniel God's finger wrote on the wall And His watchful eye is mentioned everywhere I said, "Hey, keep to your scriptures until you understand Completely these verses you're pickin', The Psalms say He'll protect us with His feathers and His wings But that don't mean that God's a great big chicken!" I said, "Don't you see, you have missed Just who Jesus Christ said that he is?" "Well he's The Lord, he's Jehovah, he's the I Am like he said And he proved his own divinity when he rose up from the dead He's Messiah, Emmanuel and if that don't pa** the test The Book of John says he's The Word of God come in the flesh Well he's the author of salvation and he leaves no room to guess He's the Alpha, Omega, beginning and end He's the first and he's the last So if you're still confused I've no words left to waste He told us he was God, God, God Now I calmly rest my case." I went out to the airport, took a ride to L A X, I was flying out to Dallas To see my buddy, Tex Went up an escalator, my mind at total rest When suddenly 'dis guy pins a flower to my chest I asked, "Are you a Christian?", He said, "Oh yes, and more, But I believe there's many ways of truth we can explore." I said, "Hold on a minute, I hate to interrupt, But if Jesus ain't the only way this teaching is corrupt." He said, "We believe and teach that when you die, You come back in the form of a cow or bird or fly So if you k** an animal, what actually you're seeing Is a murder equal to and of a human being." Well, as anyone can see their "Christian" claim Is totally without a doubt phoney You can't even go out and eat a Big Mac 'Cause ya' might be munchin' on yer Uncle Tony! I said, "Can't you see, you have missed Just who Jesus Christ said that he is?" "Well he's The Lord, he's Jehovah, he's the I Am like he said And he proved his own divinity when he rose up from the dead He's Messiah, Emmanuel and if that don't pa** the test The Book of John says he's The Word of God come in the flesh Well he's the author of salvation and he leaves no room to guess He's the Alpha, Omega, beginning and end He's the first and he's the last So if you're still confused I've no words left to waste He told us he was God, He proved that he was God, He showed us he was God, God, God And that's just the way it is!"