Carly Simon - Big Dumb Guy lyrics

BIG DUMB GUY WRITERS CARLY SIMON, LARRY CIANICA, TOM WOLK, JESSE FARROW So many tech-heads Recent invasion I stretch out my long legs And I kick away the mouse pad, baby Amazon, eBay, Oracle, he say He promise a freebee But he's such a pokey little guy Wait, I hear big footsteps Thud, thumping out of the past That big dumb guy is here at last That big dumb guy is here at last Cyberman lights up But mostly he floppy Computer man crashes He's so humpty dumpty, baby Now he tries this experiment Though he knows it's so low-tech He tries patting his forehead While he's rub, rub, rubbing my stomach, baby But he can't do it, can he? No, no he can't do that at all But wait, I hear big footsteps Thud, thumbing out of the past Sure enough, that big dumb guy Is here at last That big dumb guy is here at last Big papa bear Maybe you can remember It wasn't that long ago When you dialed a number You got a living, breathing human being On the telephone Don't want nothing to do But just study the skin on your face I want to look up at the sky And watch the sunset With someone like you Wait, I hear big footsteps Thud, thumbing out of the past That big dumb guy is here at last That big dumb guy is here at last That big dumb guy is here, he's here In fact he's brought his big raccoon coat with him And he doesn't even know it's politically incorrect That big dumb guy is here at last I see him now walking torward me Let's get it on with your big bad self Get it on babe, Get it on babe Get it on babe, Get it on babe That big dumb guy is here at last Big, big, big, big, big Big dumb guy Oh, ha - smartest guy I ever knew yeah Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me kiss me, kiss me now If feels so good I don't want to have to go into those chat rooms anymore I don't want to see that pinwheel go round and around and around Every time I try to open any window Hold me, you big dumb guy You smart guy