How glad the many millions Of Toms and Dicks and Williams Would be To capture me But you had such persistence You wore down my resistance I fell And it was swell You're my big and brave and handsome Romeo How I won you I will never never know It's not that you're attractive But oh my heart grew active When you came into view I've got a crush on you, sweetie pie All the day and nighttime, hear me sigh I never had the least notion That I could fall with so much emotion Could you coo, could you care For a cunning cottage we could share The world will pardon my mush 'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you Could you coo, could you care For a cunning cottage we could share The world will pardon my mush 'Cause I have got a crush, my baby, on you