Carlos the Dwarf - b**hes lyrics

[Verse 1: Carlos the Dwarf] I bring the thunder You bring the rain She said stop I still went and came I'mma shut you down Gonna kiss my crown Ain't nothing funny 'Bout that Sa**y sound It ain't funny All your hate Come and hop on my dick b**h meet your fate I'm Ivy league I'll plant my seed Non stop and watch My incredible speed I'mma stop, drop, cop, pop, rock and roll And she gonna stop, stop, not f** and haul Her sweet little a** and a bag full of gra** Back to her hood where her daddy wears a mask All my rhymes They have no reason Call the rap committee And arrest me for treason I'm smoking gra** I'm spending cash My tongues 3 deep In this b**hes a** The soft bullet in, is the hard bullet out Doesn't stop Yoshimi because she doesn't f** about f** this sh** that we call life I wanna be alone and high as a kite [Verse 2: Ding Dong Fallujah Pants] Well when Sa**y window rhyme Man you gotta admit We got money in the bank And b**hes on our dick And bowl of rice krispies On the counter top When haters come around It goes snap, crackle, pop And the Dwarf gonna show you How to use the bathroom lock And there ain't no body coming So don't bother yelling stop Girl I think you're chill But lets be real you're not a dime Try to think of ten ways You're even worth my time These b**hes so annoying man I gotta confess They're like 'OMG I'm ugly And you look the best' 'And my Tumblr account Could sure use a rest But first I got to post This really cute dress' Oops, did I offend you? Well I'm sorry Open up your Mac Book Get on safari You'll be crawling back When I get my Ferrari Sitting on the seaside Sipping on Bacardi Cause once you go coco You'll go loco You can ask your boyfriend What he think this four fo' f**ing up my sh** Man you'd think your name was yoko Got your mom on my dick Up and down like a yoyo