Some pineys come out and crash my party start stealing sh**, then piled in the car so we take 'em out back to teach them a lesson show 'em a little laid back aggression but they bust out sticks and baseball bats till they're going home to get their gats 'cause their old man's a cedars cop be using me for a bullet stop tonight Kamikaze karma takes me by surprise do what I think is right but never realize that it don't bother them to shoot me down 'cause his old man does it for the town they don't like the words I say gonna blow my skinny a** away tonight Well they got pulled over for being hurt and hammered but they didn't find their way to the slammer sure as sh** the cops come to my home with a drug sniffing dog and a pocket full of bones did we know those girls were minors? Billy seen you all f**ed up at the diner found some papers and a sack said, 'boy, looks like your coming back with me' Well, when I got brought into the police station those pineys were there with a look of elation they said 'I told you you shouldn't have f**ed with us' his daddy says 'Son, now don't you cuss in here!' (...i can't get most of the rest)