(Carlene Carter - Nick Lowe - John McFee) If there was something I could do To capture you I'd do it in a heartbeat Some little trick that I could try To catch your eye I'd do it in a heartbeat If I had to jump through a hoop of fire Even that would be as easy as pie If to fly like a Superman Would win your hand I'd do it in a heartbeat You got a tedious task, All you gotta do is ask I wouldn't need a second bidding If I was printed in the press As saying "yes" I would not be kidding If the only thing to keep you from me Was a slam bam thing with Ali I'd get pushed around and knocked Down fifteen rounds But I'd do it in a heartbeat If looks could k** You surely will Do a hundred and three If you'd just look at me And if they locked you up All the girlies in town Would be tryin' to tear that Jailhouse down But I'd do it in a heartbeat If you thought I was cute In a parachute I'd freefall forty thousand And if you thought I'd be nice Hangin' on ice I'd climb the highest mountain If I had to jump through a hoop of fire Even that would be as easy as pie If to fly like Superman Would win your hand I'd do it in a heartbeat Do it in a heartbeat Do it in a heartbeat Do it in a heartbeat