Carl Brutananadilewski(Dave Willis) - I'll Be Home For Christmas(Reprise) lyrics

I'll be home for Christmas Pa**ed out on the floor Uh-oh, there's a real good chance I pissed my pants Get more pants outta the pants drawer Christmas Day will find me Hungover, pissed off and annoyed I'll be home long after Christmas 'Cause I'm still un...em...ployed! (music stops) And frankly, it s**s