You had a dream she was a dancer Some kind of New York dancer that was a light sleeper We ---- disaster Anyone can ask and get all the same answers A blue champagne gla** that I thought was plastic Now all of the warnings and all of the signs I tried hard to hide this and tried to be kind I tried not to smile and I tried not to laugh When I broke your favorite blue champagne gla** Might've been some dancing but not New York dancing This was not romantic, this was never planned Anyone can ask and get all the same answers A blue champagne gla** that I thought was plastic Now I forever will be a heartbreaker, breaking your things Now I never will be how you remembered it being Now all of my love to you