Dead you barmy you make it to heaven Fancy drowning to d**h you barmy in Half a fathom see red rim barnacle Come back clammy he reek all lammy He tear off all of his clothes and snap his hair Suffer he stink, he reek all lamb "Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy I reek all lammy of half a fath Saw red rim barnacle make it to heaven" Fancy drowning to d**h you lamb you Come back clammy you reek all lammy Of half a fathom of stink and you dead Make it to heaven red rim barmy you Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle Make it to heaven red rim barmy you All soldiers together in World War One Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?" I says, "Blown of by a big bomb" And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong" All soldiers together in World War One Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme My friend says, "Where's my dirty bottom gone?" I says, "Blown of by a big bomb" And he says, "I thought there was a bit of a stink pong" All soldiers together in World War One Having a bit of a laugh on the Somme Make it to heaven red rim barmy you Dead and you make it up to heaven Fancy starving to d**h you barnacle In half a fathom of red rim barnacle Come back clammy you dead you barnacle Tear of all his clothes and snap his hair It was your idea to have a crazy party With all your new pals to enjoy a free feed On your body and to make the birds stop singing While they go pick your bones white as pale All stench and stale to barter with a hammer and you Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle Make it to heaven red rim barmy you "Hi, 'tis me pal I come back clammy I reek all lammy in half a fathom Of suffer and stink and clam and you" Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle Make it to heaven red rim barmy you dead Saw barnacle make it to heaven Come back clammy you red rim barmy you Come back clammy you dead saw barnacle Make it to heaven