Hold the phone, where's the fire? Call the preacher we must pray Round up the kids 'cause this is Not your average wedding day What do we have? Seven brides for seven sinners What do we need? Father, son, and holy smokes Just, get them to the church on time How could this happen? Has hell frozen over? Don't question lest you go insane Oh, when sons of loggers marry Daughters of gold digging squatters Quiet towns are never quite the same What do we have? Seven brides for seven sinners What do we need? Hollers, guns, and rolling oats What do we have? Seven brides for seven sinners What do we need? Father, son, and holy smokes Just, get them to the church on time The girls are saints the boys are sinners Come place your bets at church for winners Don't question miracles of God A marriage so disparaged is the stitch When rich and poor are hitching Just run when lightning strikes the rod What do we have? Seven brides for seven sinners What do we need? Hollers, guns, and rolling oats What do we have? Seven brides for seven sinners What do we need? Father, son, and holy smokes Just, get them to the church on time Just, get them to the church on time