Was on a golden golf course dressed in PVC Chanced to meet a golf girl selling cups of tea She asked me did I want one, asked me with a grin Thruppence you can have one full right to the brim So of course I had to buy one -- in fact I ordered three So I could watch the golf girl, could see she fancied me Then later on the golf course after drinking tea It started raining golf balls and she protected me Her name was Pat And we sat Under a tree She kissed me Kissed me three kisses And this is what bliss is She became my missus We had a son Named Jason And he's only one We go for walks In fine weather All together On the golf course Standing on a golf course dressed in PVC I chanced upon a golf girl selling cups of tea She asked me did I want one, asked me with a grin For tuppence you can have one full right to the brim So of course I had to have one -- in fact I ordered three So I could watch the golf girl, could see she fancied me Then later on the golf course after drinking tea It started raining golf balls and she protected me Her name was Pat And we sat Under a tree She kissed me