You can have my iPod You can have my guitar You can have my drum set You can have my car You can have my CDs You can have my DVDs You can have my refrigerator You can have my secret collection of p**nography You can have my secret collection of marijuana You can have the keys to my house You can have my house You can have my cat As long as you promise to feed him every day And let him out when he needs it The cat's left eye is nothing to worry about Um, the pigment - the left eye is turning from green to brown It's nothing to worry about You can have the trophy I found in the trash can You can have the trophies We won in the bathtub You can have my books You can have my clothes, all my nice clothes You can have my hand soap You can have my silverware You can have my piano You can have my other piano You can have my curtains You can have my lampshades You can have my rolls of duct tape You can have my Big jacket You won't get cold when you're wearing My big jacket You can have my Big jacket You won't get cold with My big jacket