It is 2014 and I have no idea what is going on in my life Hello hello hello hello I'm so excited to finally be here Hello hello hello hello I got a little drunk before I came here Frozen margaritas in Austin The birthplace of Daniel Johnston Just a day's drive away from Memphis The birthplace and d**hplace of Elvis (and I'm so far away from home Last night I dreamed I had returned To the land of all my favorite highways Route seven) Hey, space cadet You can't hang out with your friends Even when you are with them Hey, space cadet You're gonna need a lot of love But not the kind you're thinking of And the times when I feel fine I'm just dancing in my mind Couldn't stay outside too long Had to come and write this song Hey, space cadet Didn't think it'd be this far But that's the price for being a star I met you through the television screen I fell in love with the guy smiling at the audience And now this love is praecox feeling And now this love is aspect dawning Hello hello hello hello It should be easier than this We should fit like a glove and a hand Hey, space cadet The things you see inside your head You'd better make other plans instead Hey, space cadet It's alright to want to dream It doesn't mean reality is mean Hey, space cadet It's time to show them what you can do What can you do, man, what can you do? Hey, space cadet...