Car Seat Headrest - portrait of the artist as a young fag lyrics

My fingerprints are getting burned off From using the too hot touchpad Of my MacBook Pro As I casually scroll through The fetish based forum Of which I am an active member I promise I will never use the term anthro-fiction When describing your body of work I promise I will never stop over using superlative Words like rad or awesome or neat Because you always work on the same night And I need something else to live a life I'm making a fortune, painting you a portrait of the artist While I'm waiting for these updates to upload Let me talk for just a minute about your Use of the symbolic qualitative I haven't been outside since last week When I went to the beach Where I spent the whole time Looking at the ocean Wishing it was warmer Where I spent the whole time Looking for a stronger wire to signal Because cellular net only had two bars And was very unreliable Because you always work on the same night And I need something else to live a life I'm making a fortune, painting you a portrait of the artist When I was a kid going into elementary school Right before I went into elementary school I was afraid of everything I couldn't listen to the radio, I was afraid of the radio Now that I'm going into college it's like the exact same thing I am literally becoming afraid of everything Because you always work on the same night And I need something else to live a life I'm making you a fortune, painting you a portrait of the artist