- "Seymour! Have you noticed that the season has changed? And you know what that means!" - "Sure! More reasons to drink Maxwell. Like those cold winter mornings when there's nothing better than waking up to the invigorating aroma of fresh Maxwell." - "Or after a brisk walk, when we can warm ourselves with a steaming cup of rich satisfying Maxwell." - "And don't forget those chilly evenings when friends drop by - for some we make regular ground Maxwell, for others ground decaffeinated." He's in a chauffeured car with his agenda And a cell phone in his hand Another TV franchise in the blender It's a deal that he did With some a**ets he hid Wooooooh, the Kamikaze Millionaire Wooooooh, he's raking in the lion's share Wooooooh, his satellite is in the air He's planning to join the hordes Who sleep in the house of Lords He'll remedy a falling circulation With a daily exposé Morality and Bingo for the nation And a girl for your wall Wearing no brains at all Wooooooh, the Kamikaze Millionaire Wooooooh, he's raking in the lion's share Wooooooh, his satellite is in the air He's probably got a dream For finding your favourite spleen Wooooooh, the Kamikaze Millionaire Wooooooh, he's raking in the lion's share Wooooooh, his satellite is in the air He's planning to join the hordes Who sleep in the house of Lords Wooooooh, the Kamikaze Millionaire Wooooooh, he's raking in the lion's share Wooooooh, his satellite is in the air - "Seymour! Have you noticed that the season has changed? And you know what that means?" - "Sure! More reasons to drink Maxwell. Like those cold winter mornings when there's nothing better than waking up to the invigorating aroma of fresh Maxwell." - "Or after a brisk walk, when we can warm ourselves with a steaming cup of rich satisfying Maxwell." - "And don't forget those chilly evenings when friends drop by - for some we make regular ground Maxwell, for others ground decaffeinated. Both have that smooth delicious flavour that helps make those winter nights seem a lot more pleasant. And of course, both regular and decaffeinated Maxwell are certified kosher." - "Seymour, enough with the talking! Let's have a cup of Maxwell." - "Miriam, no matter what the season - what would I do without you?" - "Or without Maxwell!" - "You're absolutely right! This winter it couldn't be anything but Maxwell." ---