Captain Dan And The Scurvy Crew - Jolly Roger lyrics

This Jolly Roger no quarter's due! This Jolly Roger that's how we do! This Jolly Roger will come for you! This Jolly Roger will run you through! (ZeaLouS1) Step in the rave of a slave to the waves With landlubber's blood on the tip of my blade Keelhaul by day, swig rum 'til I faint I do the Jolly Roger proud how I live the sweet trade I spit fire like the cannons of doom With the perfect aim to your powder room kaboom! I sling bandoleers like a kid with toys When I'm hungry, I cannibalize the cabin boys I play with life in the game of chance Where the loser performs the hang-mans dance I pack heat with my own swivel gun Each cannon engraved "d**h by ZeaLouS1" Plundering, pillaging, that's how we do Maraud the seven seas represent Scurvy Crew This is one pirate who won't swallow the anchor If the wench disagrees, then I'll have to shank her This Jolly Roger no quarter's due! This Jolly Roger that's how we do! This Jolly Roger will come for you! This Jolly Roger will run you through! You know who's flyin' their colours Be them pirate brothers Shakin' sailor's rudders Make 'em run it's no wonder Sounds of thunder When I bus the blunder Them towns goin' under Once I found they have plunder We be achin' and breakin' And you know what we takin' Don't be takin' or flakin' 'Bout that booty we makin' False colors for dollars We be viscous sea maulers Malicious, ambitious We be bigger than ballers If you're Spanish or Dutch Your ships be rich with them bucks We'll fly up your flag Lure you into our clutch Make it look like we're traders Honest people and such But we're raiders, invaders We'll make you walk with a crutch You know we spot the French By the smell of their stench Now their yachts I fence They'll have to dwell in a trench Takin' treasures from me druthers Layin' pleasures on your mothers And we smother all the others No quarter for ye lubbers This Jolly Roger no quarter's due! This Jolly Roger that's how we do! This Jolly Roger will come for you! This Jolly Roger will run you through! (Sea Dawg) I'm scurvy, seditious like the powder delicious You know that I'm the pirate who is the most viscous We blacken the sky the Jolly Roger and I If you don't comply kiss your a** goodbye It's no lie that I ain't gunshot I'll blast your head from your neck in the blink of an eye As a pirate I terrify as and MC I electrify Screams my alarm clock and cannons my lullaby The flag implies give the cash or die If the skull and cross mics are seen on the horizon Your gold will be stole our profits will be risen I must confess I cause distress in excess I'm deliverin' chaos and you're my address Yet I digress your riches and j**els are what I wish to pack oui yes This salty beat breakin' like waves in the water Ya'll knaves who's brave will surely be goners Load up the guns mates prepare for the slaughter They're cannon fodder behold this Jolly Roger If you know we be hotter than any governors daughter Skull and microbones make you flee out of horror If you fire a volley than surely we'll dodge her Beware on the sea of the hip-hop Jolly Roger This Jolly Roger no quarter's due! This Jolly Roger that's how we do! This Jolly Roger will come for you! This Jolly Roger will run you through!