Captain Dan And The Scurvy Crew - Ladies In Scarlet lyrics

Ladies in Scarlet (Anne Bonnie) The name's Anne Bonnie, the life of piracy is all up on me Cannon balls I hurl, have you cryin' cause you lost to a girl stone cold, stabbin' people at 13 years old with Calico Jack I go for the gold When I began, I dressed like the guys In disguise cause that's what it takes to take the prize I sent a thousand navy men to a cold demise- bring to life the fears from their wives' goodbyes Word to the wise- I advise- don't be fooled by a lady's cries we'll turn you into food for the flies- Break your body in half flexin' nothing but thighs (Chorus) The ladies in scarlet send a chill down your spine Mary Read, Anne Bonnie keep the seas in line If ya got what I like then its gonna be mine ye cant run with the girls, you better resign If ye think we cant fight cause we got tits then you'll find the boat below you has been blown to bits by broadside hits, pirates with hips we be catchin' yer eye while we be stealin' yer ships (Cap D) Them Ladies In Scarlet Are far from harlots Privateering men be fearing, And revering these starlets There's not many ladies I'd be callin' a crazy But Anne Bonnie and Mary Read Be far from daisies Number one with them guns, They even shooting at nuns These b**hes be malicious They be k**ing for fun Always first to board Flying fists and swords Cutting down hordes for the richest rewards Just be cause they chicks Doesn't mean they turn tricks If you touch their tits, they might just cut off yer dick and no one knows what's store If yer callin' 'em who*es they'll knock ye to the floor or beat ye dead with an oar! (Chorus) (Mary Read) I'll offend the offender, no matter who is the defender I'm a slender life ender, put your heart in a blender forcing ships to surrender to the stronger gender I beat men at their game, and they call me the pretender? I work with--the great A.B., ally with C D to the S to the C we makin' our enemies F- U C- K- E- D compared to me- your style is SH I-T a she I be, livin' dangerously k**in' enemies as easy as A-B-C your crew and you gonna need an EMT a pirate b i t c h I be (Chorus)