Captain Dan And The Scurvy Crew - A Pirate Christmas lyrics

(Cap D) Yo ho ho! It's a Pirate Christmas Let's make our wishes to steal Santa's riches It's Christmas time and we're stealing dimes Us pirates on the seas living lives of crimes We're on the naughty list because we turned a trick And plundered the sled of that old St. Nick It's a pirate's life for me this year on Christmas Yo ho ho ho! We'll steal Santa's bag of riches That's the present pirates want for Christmas wishes Yo ho ho ho! We'll take his dough cause we're that vicious (Cap D) From Santa Clause we asked for 20 macaws Or birds of prey that he could bring on his sleigh Among other things, we asked for diamond rings And to cover our ship with the richest bling A gold hook for me cause I'm an amputee And 7 gold ingots from the port of Belize A shinny new compa** would do well for me And a map to the treasures that are lost out to sea A barrel of rum before this list is done For me pirating ways, a new flintlock gun New flag's to be had cause this one's in tethers Me mate Sea Dawg wants new hats with feathers One-Eyed Willy wants a new gla** eye 'Cause the one he's got now makes him look to the side Cannons and mortars, we'll take just a few And a new cook aboard who can make better stew Barnacle Bill, he'd like a tattoo Of wenches doing things that are surely taboo And last but not least we'd like to run Santa through We'll fire the cannons when he comes into view It's a pirate's life for me this year on Christmas Yo ho ho ho! We'll steal Santa's bag of riches That's the present pirates want for Christmas wishes Yo ho ho ho! We'll take his dough cause we're that vicious (Cap D) So we waited for Santa in the Port of Main Off the starboard side we heard the bells as he came Ahoy me gunner, set a volley or two So he let off the cannons he knew just what to do With a glorious roar we fired away But Santa called to his reindeer to speed up his sleigh The Sled came to a stop at the edge of the ship And he jumped on board doing a ninja flip! Avast, ye Santa, what a pleasure indeed We plan to board yer sled just to make ye bleed Now gimme yer bag filled with pirate stuff From the list that I made I'm sure there's enough (Santa) Ho ho ho! You privateers I've come only to wish you Christmas cheers We received your list up in the North Pole, But I brought no presents, I shall leave only coal! (Cap D) Oh what's that Santa? Ye think yer tough? Rope him up mateys, we just called his bluff We're gonna rob yer presents then scuttle yer sled That's all fer Christmas, Santa's good as dead "Walk the plank!" I screamed at St. Nick But he caught me in the shin with a karate kick Then he called to his reindeer and aware of his peril They knocked down my men just as if they were barrels Santa jumped in his sled and away he sped "Ho ho ho!" he exclaimed as he fled Curse ye Santa, and the waters ye tread Oh I hate that Santa and his suit made of red (Santa) Ho ho ho! Now the joke is on you You stole the wrong bag fer yer pirate crew! (Cap D) When we checked in the bag, to see what we stole Tweren't an ounce of booty, Santa left only coal!!! It's a pirate's life for me this year on Christmas Yo ho ho ho! We'll steal Santa's bag of riches That's the present pirates want for Christmas wishes Yo ho ho ho! We'll take his dough cause we're that vicious