Captain Dan And The Scurvy Crew - We Be Sailin' lyrics

Captain's got the plans (We be sailin') To ship this contraband (We be sailin') Swashbucklin' rows of his foes Rollin' into port like no-one knows He's got fleets of mighty ships (We be sailin') War galleons, he's got six (We be sailin') When he comes to the shore or your door You better give him all your money or prepare for war CaptainD: I've been sailin' the seas for 10,000 days Breakin' through the waves, setting ships ablaze I'll k** your whole crew just to get me plunder When my flag's a-sailin', yo, it's lighting and thunder We're questing for these riches while smacking all your b**hes Nothing's left and the theft has left me crew with stitches Leaving all your gold and your j**el's stole We'll take your spices and your dices to the shore to be sold Now how many men want to join my crew> If you stay on your ship then you're surely through Join me if you want to sail into the blue For the treasures and loot and the infamy too If you're not in, fine. It's the end of your line The sharks will eat you - happens all the time All that's yours is mine when you've got no spine We're sailing for the fame at the cost of your dime Captain's got the plans (We be sailin') To ship this contraband (We be sailin') Swashbucklin' rows of his foes Rollin' into port like no-one knows He's got fleets of mighty ships (We be sailin') War galleons, he's got six (We be sailin') When he comes to the shore or your door You better give him all your money or prepare for war Sea Dawg: We be some bada** sailors eluding the jailors While your drive-bys leave bodies, our drive-bys be leavin' craters You can hear the b**hes wail when we sail We're never off beat; sail, raid, and then we spend and repeat Sailing's a way of life. You're lookin' so rife for plunderin', hear those cannons thunderin', wonderin' Am I gonna see another day, attacks underway Every boat we see's an all-you-can-steal buffet We make ourselves prolific up and down the pacific Specifically under the flag of pirate C to the D Bein' a pirate seems like the best place to be From the crow's nest no landlubber eludes me You think you'll stay safe, well I disagree I've sailed the darkest waters of the blackest sea I'm enigmatic, erratic, my raids are dramatic I settle disputes by the sword and I screw the diplomatic Captain's got the plans (We be sailin') To ship this contraband (We be sailin') Swashbucklin' rows of his foes Rollin' into port like no-one knows He's got fleets of mighty ships (We be sailin') War galleons, he's got six (We be sailin') When he comes to the shore or your door You better give him all your money or prepare for war CapD: The plunderin' was finished, the crew had been diminished We left them no water and 4 tons of spinach We scrambled from the frigate with our j**els and gold Piles growing so high you won't believe if I told Avast, ye rats! Hurry, raise the mast! And don't run and shout, come about really fast Volley the cannon blast at long last Those ba*tards smashed, their sails had crashed Here come some more - just look to the shore They've got cannon's galore - we can't hardly ignore Our perilous fate, no time for debate I became irate at their current state I screamed "All hands on deck! Let's go, weigh anchor! The dirty deed is done, so, so long ye wa*kers!" We'll sail for the shore where we'll go to the store Sell off all our booty and we'll plunder some more Captain's got the plans (We be sailin') To ship this contraband (We be sailin') Swashbucklin' rows of his foes Rollin' into port like no-one knows He's got fleets of mighty ships (We be sailin') War galleons, he's got six (We be sailin') When he comes to the shore or your door You better give him all your money or prepare for war