Captain Dan And The Scurvy Crew - The 7 Seas lyrics

CaptainD: Avast ye, mateys! Captain Dan on the tape deck here Swab the poop deck Man the starboard bow You wanna know why? I'll tell you why after you give me some rum Here's why I'm the captain of the 7 seas the 7 seas the 7 seas I'm a scurvy bilge rat with authority I'm the meanest sea dog that you'll ever see I'll pluck the booty from your family tree I swashbuckle all day and I don't play when it comes to pay stay out of my way I lost my hand to a homeless man when I plundered all the booty from his garbage can scared of captain hook? davey jones? If I found their lockers then I'd pee on their bones noone holds a candle to me, you see, I'm the real captain of the 7 seas I'm the captain of the 7 seas the 7 seas the 7 seas I'm a scurvy bilge rat with authority I'm the meanest sea dog that you'll ever see I'll pluck the booty from your family tree MC Treasure: I'm one of his mateys and I take his orders CaptainD: Shut up and get me booty my pirate soldiers Phil: he may look a littly salty but that doesn't make him faulty CaptainD: You're goddamn right now avast ye me hearties MC Treasure: He seems a little grimy and he smells like a bum Phil: but don't be mistaken he loves his rum MC Treasure: He's a real swashbuckler and he follows nobody Phil: If you look at him funny then you're gonna be sorry. I'm the captain of the 7 seas the 7 seas the 7 seas I'm a scurvy bilge rat with authority I'm the meanest sea dog that you'll ever see I'll pluck the booty from your family tree I'm gonna get drunk until I find my trunk buried in the sand where the x is the funk I'm sailing this ship, as you can see I'm going to plunder your booty so listen to me I sent my mateys to dig for treasure where x marks the spot yo it gives me pleasure they dig up my booty without a hitch yo ho ho and a bottle of rum b**h I'm the captain of the 7 seas the 7 seas the 7 seas I'm a scurvy bilge rat with authority I'm the meanest sea dog that you'll ever see I'll pluck the booty from your family tree