Capitol Steps - Glory, Paranoia lyrics

We all have heard the story of the coming of the war Politicians say that it's our way of life we're fighting for Congress said get back to normal, then they ran right out the door The members all have gone Glory, glory, paranoia Ain't it starting to annoy ya Even junk mail could destroy ya Where has the Congress gone? I can't take my knitting needles when I board my flight today If she tried to knit an afghan they might haul her bu*t away And the airline food is good if you don't mind the steak puree Utensils all are gone And a grandma got convicted, she was sentenced to d**h row 'Cause she mailed her friend a fruitcake with suspicious Sweet & Low And a friend of a friend of a friend whose cousin's boyfriend's girlfriend's roommate went out with this manicurist who this really happened to, so I know it must be so That grandma is a con Glory, glory, paranoia From D.C. to Illinois-a Can't let stuff like destroy ya Our nation must go on