Capitol Steps - Frogs at War lyrics

The US, the US Thinks their army is the best But our troops can stand for hours With their arms up and no rest France's tanks are the first To go only in reverse And our rifles, you can't top 'em They won't go off when we drop 'em We'll just sit on the bench After all, folks, we're the French When the fighting starts we look for an egress And when this war is through We will still spit on you What a mess, we detest the US Here in France there's no chance We will ever change our stance When I heard a war had started I put on my plastic pants A purple heart I once earned When my armpits got sunburned And to see a Frenchman cower Just attack him with a shower Silly French are not dumb We're like Springsteen, "Born to Run" We would sacrifice our king if this were chess If this were World War III We'd run like week-old brie Can't care less, but we stress Jerry Lewis is the best We digress, we detest the US Vive le France!