Capitol Steps - Brand New Pair of Candidates lyrics

I stayed up late to watch 'em counting the votes While all the networks were rescinding their quotes It first was going Gore then it was going Bush Forget that recount I've got a new plan to push Well, I want a brand new pair of candidates I'd say they both have lost I want to hold a new election I'd gladly pay the cost Tell 'em in Nashville and Austin I don't like what I've seen I want a brand new pair of candidates Someone like Martin Sheen Al Gore claims he was there when God made the Earth George Dubbya got no cerebellum at birth Al Gore is kinda like his shoes are way too tight And Dubbya looks like a deer caught in the headlights Oh, somebody ditch that pair of candidates We've really hit the trough If they were on the show Survivor We'd kick both of those guys off Get these guys off the ticket I am voting instead For somebody like Missouri's senator Somebody who is dead!