Capitol Steps - 401(k) lyrics

Boomer, call your broker to check on a rumor That could cause you to lose your good humor When you read your next statement you might go really psycho Savings, your investments are now misbehaving Your retirement prospects are caving If you put all your money in world com stocks and Tyco You need some help with your 401(k) It's flying lower than TWA If you bought stock in these, you'll retire with ease If you really like mac and cheese Go tell, how last year you thought it was so swell To sink every last dime in AOL When they merged with Time Warner, they said "You've got nailed" You need some help with your 401(k) You played roulette with your IRA Once your nest egg was fat, now you wear paper hats And say, "Would you like fries with that?" You'll have to live at the YMCA!