Capitol Steps - God Bless My S.U.V. lyrics

Well, I've heard that other countries are down on the US A land of ma** consumption, our lives filled with excess But my daddy wasn't fightin' on Normandy that day For the right to drive a Hyundai I refuse to live that way And I'm proud to be an American who gets just 5 mpg Though I live alone, the car I own can seat 103 I'll gladly park so close to you when you pull out you can't see I'll never trade My Escalade God bless my S.U.V. Well, the road may have congestion, but, hey, I'll get there alive So don't pester me with questions, like "What would Gandhi drive?" And you won't catch me in Starbucks if I need a drink or snack When I bought this ship She came equipped With a Starbucks in the back And I'm proud to be an American with a car that fits my rear The cash I put down could have fed a town in Somalia for a year ( First version) I gladly go and fight Saddam, he'd lose a war with me You'll be stuck in mud When he sends his Scud But not my S.U.V. ( Second version) You wanna send me a birthday card, well check that address with me When I'm on the road Got my own zip code Just for my S.U.V.