Capitol Steps - Votin' Four to Five lyrics

Every first Monday in October I put on my robe and hussle on over To serve as Supreme Court Justice, I never stop Every year we hear a thousand petitions Every year we make a thousand decisions You'd think that once or twice I'd come out on top No, it's four to five That's the vote on all opinions How can we survive? Judge Scalia and his minions If we won just once Then we all should get a bonus But ‘til then we'll have to grow some new cajones Oooh Now you know my job isn't very easy The other justices really displease me I'm the only gal and I've had enough Never mind that conservative faction It's time I took affirmative action ‘Cause in our john the seat is always up It's an SOS to Miss Sandra Day O'Connor Girlfriend, please come back Help me to defend my honor Clarence Thomas, please He's convinced I can't resist him How I'd love to knee him in his ‘peal system I'll fix those right-wing men I'll spike their Ovaltine with estrogen But for now I'm SOL, ‘cause four to five