Cantatonia - The Ballad Of Tom Jones lyrics

What did I do wrong? Oh you nearly drove me cuckoo... Am I really all that bad? You're worse than Hannibal Lecter, Charlie Manson, Freddie Krueger... Why're we still together? Oh I can't leave you till you're dead... You mean till d**h do us part? I mean like cyanide, strangulation or an axe to your head... It was lucky for us I turned the radio on They say that music sooths the savage beast There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red The two of us would surely have ended up dead You stopped us from k**ing each other Tom Jones, Tom Jones You'll never know but you've saved our lives Tom Jones, Tom Jones I've never thrown my knickers at you... And I don't come from Wales... Still haven't solved our problem... You mean we hate each other's guts? Still wanna poison your pizza And I still wanna cut off your nuts I phoned the marriage guidance I tied the phone line round your neck I'm sick of all this hatred Oh that would be the arsenic making you sick... You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff As I tried to jump out I knocked the stereo on You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes It was lucky for us we bought his Greatest Hits You stopped us from k**ing each other Tom Jones, Tom Jones You'll never know but you've saved our lives Tom Jones, Tom Jones I've never thrown my knickers at you... And I don't come from Wales... And now our war it's over I've lost the urge to brake your neck I owe my life to "What's New p**ycat?" "Delilah" stopped me hating you and wishing your d**h Oh I used to call you a Satan And you were Cruella DeVil But now you call me your Delilah And now I'm not your Lucifer And I am just your p**ycat Well just a word of warning now Just in case we ever get tired of his voice I know the Mafia, Godzilla, King Kong And I know an atom bomb that's going for this song You stopped us from k**ing each other Tom Jones, Tom Jones You'll never know but you've saved our lives Tom Jones, Tom Jones I've never thrown my knickers at you... And I don't come from Wales... You stopped us from k**ing each other Tom Jones, Tom Jones You'll never know but you've saved our lives Tom Jones, Tom Jones I've never thrown my knickers at you... And I don't come from Wales...