Cannonball Statman - Couch Potato lyrics

You don't need the Dormouse to tell you to feed your head You don't need the apocalypse to tell you everyone is dead You don't need to wake up in the morning You don't need a bed You don't need to dig your grave You can die on command But you need hot glue guns And a soft pillow Hot glue guns And a couch potato Sometimes I can't move