Cannibal Cookbook - Cannibal Cookbook lyrics

[Intro] Simpsons treehouse of Horror - Hungry are the damned We're Back, Don't play dumb with me we found your book! Uh you mean this?! ha. it's a harmless cookbook, it's just a little dusty [Verse 1: Measle] A cannibal, but it was an honest mistake I thought an adam's apple a day kept the doctor away What can I say? went to the shop but got lost on the way k**ed somebody, decided that I'd pocket the change And now we've got a lot on our plate We spit roast chicks, while the beers sit roasted on top of a flame We got all our prey bounty hunting Some live to get pregnant and we eat the bun fresh out the oven [Verse 2 : Cruger] Human body meat is what I eat My stomachs growling so enter the belly of the beast Cause' you're gonna' get eaten alive I'm after a piece of the pie as long as there's dead people inside Lick my lips, dribbling in a bib Ears pick and mix, pick and mix with chicks and dicks Sticking severed limbs in a blender Mixed together with chopped up brains and pinch of pepper [Hook] So if you're broke on the edge and you can't afford food Cannibal cookbook made 'specially for you Gourmet ways of frying your brain 4 days wakes, wedding and more too X 2 [Verse 3 : Measle] Whenever I have a date with a chick I usually make up a dish of aborted baby back ribs Accompanied by a meat and 2 veggies as sides And with it a bottle of vintage red blooded wine What more could a dead b**h want in a guy? f** holy bread we feast off the actual body of Christ And if we're hungry and nothings in sight We'll go to Mrs Lovett's and try one of her succulent pies [Verse 4 : Cruger] Use electric chairs to fry brains Get (?) as hands and fed eyeballs like grapes Bits of flesh stuck in between my bread crust And I'll spread blood on top of it instead of ketchup [Next Up!] human heads shrunk I've hidden in different places for an Easter egg hunt Banging the table with my knife and my fork Complaining to the waiter I saw a fly in my corpse [Hook] So if you're broke on the edge and you can't afford food Cannibal cookbook made 'specially for you Gourmet ways of frying your brain 4 days wakes, wedding and more too X 2 [Verse 5 : Cruger & Measle] It's quite delicious, all types of dishes From, sliced up livers to fried up fingers Battered eyeballs with it, served with brains But first a plate of handburger steaks I prefer the taste of leg... delicious! When I say I eat fingers I don't mean biscuits Human skulls get used as bowls for soup Drinks with ice in it, and I ain't' talking frozen cubes Ain't sh** to do with breaking taboos Always been a loner cause' mom said not to play with my food We may do a collaboration with you It won't cost an arm and a leg A pound of flesh and we'll be straight in the booth Tonight I'm making lasagna, made with intestines And skin used to replace the layers of pasta So come and sit with me and sink your teeth into the Delicious meat at our sacrificial feast [Outro] Helter Skelter Charles Manson Monologue