Cannibal Accident - The Meanest Fish to Swim With lyrics

Who is lurking in the shadows? Mister albert fish Stalker in the skid row Mister albert fish Who is fond with little boys? Mister albert fish Also girls he did destroy Mister albert fish The meanest fish to swim with! Religious preoccupation, self-harming mutilation Needleworked groins, rusty nail-studded bat and "fire in the hole"! Psychotic mania Gray Man hysteria No one is safe from the Werewolf of Wysteria After all the kids you ate Such an irony that your fate Was to be grilled in an electric chair He's everywhere, he just doesn't care Losing your genitals may not be fair If you're a naughty boy, if he gets annoyed Your ass will become his favorite toy From insolent voyeurism To perverted piquerism Masochistic flagellation Cannibalistic infibulation "When all was ready I went to the window and called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run downstairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mama. First I stripped her naked. How she did kick, bite and scratch. I choked her to death, then cut her in small pieces so I could take the meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me nine days to eat her entire body. I did not fu*k her, though, I could had I wished. She died a virgin."