Canibus - Stan Lives! (Skit) lyrics

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Canibus - Stan Lives! (Skit) lyrics

[driving car] [Bliss:] "Hey, yo Loo, what time is the flight man?" [Loo:] "We got 30 minutes to get to the airport, man, heck you should drive a little faster" [Bliss:] "What! I'm already doing above" [Stan's car pa**es them] [Loo:] "The f**'s the matter with this guy?" [2Pak:] "Crazy motherf**er" "Damm, slow down" [Bliss:] "Who's he tryna' catch?" [Loo:] "I dunno, but if he don't slow down, he might-" [Stan's car skids and crashes off a bridge] "Wow! sh**!" [Loo:] "See that?!" [Bliss:] "God damm! Yo, that n***a just drove over the bridge! Yo Pak! Yo, slow down man!" [2Pak:] "Yo, Bliss man, we gotta make this flight man, we got 60 G's on the show" [Bliss:] "Yo, somebody's in there, yo, pull over Pak!" [2Pak:] "Yo, I'mma call 911, to son" [Bliss:] "Man, if we don't do sumthing man, they gonna' drown!" [Bliss gets out if the car] [2Pak:] "Yo, Bliss man, what are you doin?" [Bliss:] "I gotta go, yo I gotta go rescue them" [2Pak:] "C'mon Bliss!" [Loo:] "Yo, don't worry about Bliss man, he a good swimmer son, he knows what he's doing" [Stan is gasping for air] [Bliss:] "Yo, is he breathing?" [Bliss:] "Yo, I dunno, yo Loo, quick man, get me a sweater so I can put it underneath his neck" [Ambulance sirens] [Ambulance person:] "Thank you, now could you ease step to the side" [talks through radio] "We have a 53-11, I repeat, a 53-11, our ETA is 7 minutes" [Ambulance person:] "We'll take it from here, what's his name?" [2Pak:] "We dunno, we was just right behind him and he just drove off the f**ing bridge!" [2Pak:] "Yo Bliss, we gunna miss our flight man, we gotta leave now!" [Bliss:] "Yo, excuse me, how far is the hospital from here?" [Ambulance person:] "5 minutes, I need you to come to the hospital and fill out a report" [Bliss:] "Ok, ok, yo, I'll just catch up with y'all at the airport"