Camper Van Beethoven - Wasted lyrics

I was so wasted I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so heavy and I lived on the strand I was a dumb sh** And I was a f**-up I was so napped out I was out of my head I was so wasted I was a hippie And I was a burn-out I was so wasted I was out of my head I was a punker I had a mohawk I was so gnarly and I drove my dad's car