My little dog ran away the other day I can't believe my little dog la**ie ran away She packed her bags and got into a hot-air balloon Then my little dog la**ie, she sailed off to the moon The day, the day That was the day that la**ie went to the moon My little dog la**ie packed her bags and went out onto the porch Her golden fur glistened in that sunny blue backdrop sky of kansas Before her stretched majestic wheat fields and over to that great city to the west La**ie knew she had the duty to serve the youth of america and the stars above