Camper Van Beethoven - Club Med s**s lyrics

I don't have to go to school for an entire week I just wanna go down to Newport Beach Mom and Dad wanna tell me where to go They wanna go to Club Med San Carlos Club Med s**s Authority s**s I hate golf I don't wanna play lacrosse The people there, they are so stupid They exploit the poor and the weak I want no part of their d**h culture I just wanna go to the beach