Cameron Webb - Oxy Moronic lyrics

I've been called an OxyMoron Because I question which d** our war's on Why are there more drug stores Than liquor stores you can score on The healers have become the harmers They're just pharmaceutical farmers What we used to call dealers We now call doctors I might be a CDCynic Cause that crack house is now a clinic It's time they change the name of the oath to The hypocritic or the parasitic It isn't Adderalltruistic By over prescribing How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring I'll throw a Prozacuzation With a sub-Ketamine-ing They'll say my fears are Quaaludacris They should be Ativanishing With every Demeroltercation They'll have a good Xanaxplanation You're just Cialistrated Cause we made your dick deflated It's OxyMoronic It's OxyMoronic It should be doctors getting busted For their Klonopinions we trusted We're not the sinners They're the ones That served us the Vicodinners I don't want to be an alarmist But in that harmacy there's a harmacist And those scripts are making us Paximple minded pacifists It's OxyMoronic It's OxyMoronic It's OxyMoronic Don't think that I AmBien crazy The medical industrial complex Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come Because of Percos** How can we Hydrocondone Their blatant misconduct They don't care for patients They care about pushing product Are you OxyMoronic For wanting your daily chronic And making your mom's house hydroponic You're OxyMoronic I've been called an OxyMoron For getting my metaphor on Linoleum is a Flooron I'm an OxyMoron It's time to be alarmed We're not being healed We're being harmed Our country's being factory farmed It's OxyMoronic It's time to sound to alarma We can't put our faith in karma We got a common enemy And they're called Big Pharma And it's OxyMoronic And it's OxyMoronic It's all OxyMoronic It's all OxyMoronic [Outro: Spoken] Daily chronic, now most of your house is, okay "Most of your house is" what does that even mean? He's turned most of his house into hydroponic Why wouldn't he have turned all of it into hydroponic? Well cause he lives there "Now all of your house is hydroponic" Most is sappy Really? It's like saying maybe How about "Now your mom's house is hydroponic" Yeah! That's f**ing way better God you f**ing woke up Come on Mike, where you been Where you been all month?