Camboi Smif - Smif N Wesson lyrics

Yeah I do the shocker With two fingers in the rear And I work a b**h to wetness Underwater puppeteer But when I'm getting up In a motherf**ing pregnant b**h I hook a fetus deep With my motherf**ing dick Back in the day Back when I was in third grade Little hoes on the floor Would blow me every Thursday That was the only day I wouldn't skip cla** But I still pa**ed cuz I was waxing teacher a** Even 5 years old in Kindergarten I was rhyming 'Bout all the girls at nap time That I gave a broken hymen And this little boy, William Whose daddy beat his mother Was unfortunate to be Allergic to peanut bu*ter I was slipping Peter Pan and Skippy in his "samriches" Hoping that stupid f** Goes and f**ing vanishes But he remained the same Despite a swollen face So I k**ed his f**ing family And I didn't leave a trace Stepping out the Avalon Smif n Wesson Tucked in the front Get f**ed, you c*nt Pistol grip pump You couldn't understand How I could just… k** a man If a n***a give me issue When I frizzle his gristle It's official I'mma chisel his Hizzle foshizzle With pistols Get distal Cuz I'm putting bullets Into yo nipples Camboi Smif Dick a p**y slicer Cutting up c*nt and k**ing the cypher I'd be nicer If I was sane But I'm f**ing insane In the membrane Schizophrenically Frantic When I'm manic You panic Write a mother f**ing verse For every mother f**ing person On the track Make it whack And slap my fat Dick on ya back Spitting the sh** Which you repent And you resent Given me consent To get inside Ya goddamn mind Make ya rhyme Along the line Just walk the line I gotcha back Like a f**ing head saw Got Tommy Cash I bare a 44 Magnum on my f**ing hip Bump fire semi automatic Weapons till we dump the clip I stop for bong rips when I vacate on an acid trip Deep throat my flaccid dick Cuz f** you, b**h, I'm Camboi Smif I beat the living piss out Of women in drag punch A f**ing wine drinking Degenerate f*g In the back of his hat Holding chrome piece target With the Wesson I carted Without getting carded Deaf dumb and retarded Drag you down to my garden Plant your dick in the dirt And kick it like a Spartan So cold wearing North Faces Around me is sensible I'm dropping degrees like Ya high school principal The pitiful pinnacle Pits full of minerals Invisible visuals Of digital genitals Yo n***a I'm flexing You best to not be stepping Cuz I'll best you in a flexing test In front of Johnny Deppin' Between reps I be breaking for a cig I don't like wearing shirts Because my muscles is so big Weights up in the air My armpit hair be bushy Sweat dripping off my face Like my semen off a p**y I can flex my hairs And grow a f**ing afro Muscles in my penis And muscles in my a**hole Got the pedals turning Up and down on the elliptical Richard Simmons, motherf**er Let's get physical! b**h axed me to f** off So I got my f** on Handed her my penis That sh**'s for her to s** on Double fisting a caribou Lou and a rolling rock Double penny a p**y With my balls and my co*k I'm so hard core I'll talk sh** to your face I'll call a h*mos**ual A f*ggot to their face I'll call a lesbian A dyke to their face I'll call a f**ing Jew A kike to their face I'll call a special ed A retard to their face I'll call a f**ing woman A c*nt to her face I'll call an Arabic a Sand monkey to their face I'll call and Indian a Napkin n***a to their face I'll call a Chinese A slant to their face I'll call a Japanese A gook to their face I'll call a Mexican A spick to their face I'll call a black person... Well, I'm white, so I'm not allowed... You know, because of slavery...