Camberwell Now - Sitcom lyrics

Remember watching the Royal Wedding together When we asked each other "What's it all for? What's the point when it's so safe and soft Double-locked and a well-scrubbed floor?" Safe as houses, nice and clean Spotless, spick and span Gas central heating keeps us lovely and warm Preserve the faith at any cost Mark it down debit and credit We pledge ourselves to dead men's schemes Tired eyes bear witness to mindless obedience Christmas past, Christmas present From lever to coil to this age of push bu*ton Meanwhile Georgie Porgie pudding and pie Kisses the girls and makes them cry Wait a minute, something's wrong This key won't unlock the door Here we sit - armchair theatre Flickering screen, silent prayer Hypnotised, vision distracted We disguise the tears in each other's eyes