CallyManSam - Rambo (Afghan Dan Send) lyrics

[Intro] Yo, f** Afghan I'll tear you up on your own beat, you little sausage You got ran out of Hinley And you got wigged with sh** and piss as well f**ing Rambo Yo, check [Verse] Why act bad when you're not Why act black when you're not You're just dirty, go and have a wash You could scrub all the black right off Remember putting pics of my ex-bird on Facebook, brother, so now it's going off When I see you in town, going to T-wreck you and your crew, touch cloth Getting right off Thinks he's a boss but he's not Kidnapped all the [?] like Willy Wonka does In your Facebook wall you've got more action than a Hollyoaks omnibus So check, yo You're in pen, you can't hack that, boy You'll be a pad rat, boy You'll get jacked for the snapback, boy Thinks he's bad but he ain't that boy Danny Martin, I really hate that boy When you see me, you'll escape this, boy Don't you dare try and take the piss, boy A grime clash is what you want to avoid I ain't playing around like toys I aim to k**, I aim to destroy Come to your yard, with a few boys Put a bullet in the head, bullet in the groin I raise the stakes at Lloyd Flip mad dope just like a bad coin You're on stage 'cause you act it, you ain't a bad kid Worst of all Danny Martin just flapped it You ain't got tactics, you little spastic Reverse tactic, because your breath stinks, eat a Tic Tac When I've ripped that, my crew doing backflips He was like 'that's it' 3 girls, one night, Wayne Rooney, I scored a hat-trick I'll make you see stars like Spongebob and Patrick Danny Martin's a mug, sh**, I'm going to stab him And his mum is a fatter version than Hagrid She got one or two but she got 10 patches Taking a piss like a fat kid I'll wrap kids up like when you rap stuff so check, check, check Yo, your mum's a freak show Who loves to eat loads of Weetos, Doritos and meatloaf and cheese toast And cheese toast until she's gaining pounds like she's just won at the casino So why are you trying to play the big man like Dee-Bo When your mum chooses to deepthroat any guy she sees, bro Tell her to get her fanny cleaned, though And you're dad's a living paedo Who nonces over kids in a speedboat in a Speedo So say no more, yo [Outro (spoken)] Yo, yo Afghan you little f**ing idiot You got terrored out of Hinley for one You try and threaten my family, so tell me a place and a time, mate I'm not arsed, I'll meet ya It's on, it's on, innit, so say no more It's on