Callie Moore - Woman lyrics

She eats a half of carrot for breakfast everyday Before she goes to shop for shoes And she just figures that's enough To keep her happy through lunch and dinner too She's as bony as a starving cat Her favorite subject of conversation is how fat she is She likes to flaunt her flashy j**elry everywhere she goes She's got the perfect million dollar diamond And she wants us all to know Her new fiancé is a movie star And he's only got five ex-wives so far She'll use the power of the press To spread the word about her mostly exposed chest And she's sure the world respects her For wearing that next to nothing dress And she gives woman its name So all you women hide in shame She's studied books and taken courses All entirely on the subject of which angle to turn her head When somebody pulls out a camera She'll flaunt her flesh eating flattery And then she'll flash her precious anatomy in your face It's the kind of feminine obviously invented by men But she gives woman all her cla** So woman you best be running fast Or else the feminist viper of beauty she drives Will crash its way into your life You'll arch your eyebrows way to high As your brain cells start to die And she gives woman a record All time high of superficial lows So all you women better try to rise above