Callie Moore - Seven Steps lyrics

I am a marketing major Step out of my way you couldn't possibly have something important to say That surpa**es the laws of relativity relative to me Always having my way Because I fight for corporate America And nothing compares to what I've done for myself I'm like an icon And if you'd like to see my resume Take a number and wait all day Cause I can give you seven steps to have a better life If you buy my book for nineteen ninety five I found them a medical formula There's no other way So buy one today I'll save your miserable life I am a sales representative I have a degree A small university doesn't compare to my qualifications My communication sk**s I'm the best at making phony deals I am the CEO look at me I've got a pie chart and you represent the smallest part I know supply and demand like the back of my hand And I answer to no one because I'm the man I'm the pop star, politician I'm the shareholder I'm a disease on a mission to ruin all of mankind I am ambition turned to pride I'm a consultant for motivation's darker side I worked at the fast food drive through I'm the garbage man and a milkman too I babysit your spoiled whiney brats I knit designer hats at a factory in China I am a janitor My hands are dirty all day I work for minimum wage And if I wore a miniskirt I'd get much bigger tips than this And this is my iron fist Now I can give you seven steps to get me off of this strike As much as you'd like to think you own me I make the rules, I call the shots I'm now the boss I have authority to give you seven steps to be honest and real Because I honestly feel that I am qualified I know you underestimate my vision But I can see right through your miserable lies Your miserable lies Yeah, I can see right through your miserable Lies