He was one bad mother A Led Zep replica fiend Playing pentatonic Super-tonic Make all the white girls scream And as his sideburns grew longer His girly friends grew fonder Of his style Practised all day Cause his life depends on winning High school battle of the bands He will impress all the chicks With his new speedy eighties licks He must play faster and faster To be a speed g tappin' master Like Steve Vai Boy boy boy Speed guitar boy Playin' scales speedy Just like Eddie V I heard once about his room Across the wall posters are strewn Flaunting all the album titles Of his favorite hard rock idols And right next to his TV The largest amp you'll ever see Stood so high Boy boy boy Speed guitar boy Mad Guitar sk** Like CC Deville Boy boy boy Speed guitar boy Boy boy boy Know who you are boy Boy boy boy You've gotten far boy Boy boy boy Speed guitar boy CC and Eddie Shaking in their knees It was a sad day That Speedy had to flee And leave behind his legacy For all the young ones to reach for So speed guitar Could reign once more And as the wee ones Grow their side burns The neck of their guitar burns In his name