Caleb Sarikey - ULTIMATE lyrics

[Verse One: Electronic Jack] I'm patient but a manic with an automatic that can damage any antic an animaniac can pullout and then make vanish The step brother of Amanada causing pandas cancer and creating slander like Lisbeth Salander infiltrating the Black Panthers. It's bonkers trying to find a Gamestop in Yonkers after a sponsor keeps you locked up in a recording Studio with monitors. Because I played Burnout with cops and robbers and a squirrel that knows Conkers a monster but Still tries to conquer the concert with honors. I cause Carnage like a I was bonded with a symbiote, but really tho' I have an arm that I use to karate chop and cut throats My nuts grow because I dribble balls on Kreayshawn's jaws, and blowin' cops off with sawed offs at the mall, who follow Me around with dogs. Imperfect, yes. I was born with a mental defect. ------- noticed when I started burning religious Text to impress. I missed the message so I created one during MSN Messenger. At the arcade playing Street Fighter against The Shredder. You don't get it and never will. I keep it real for my peeps. If you doubt me, I'll shove a pager down your Throat and cut it out when it beeps. Cut it out, I'm asleep..and I barely get enough. I'm strategic, so you know what to do When I say "goose", you duck Too smart to be a psycho, and I have no idol so why don't I care when I throw pears at every fruit I see? Whoop dee doo, an I.D. Now I'm steering the breeze. No pa**enger in the seat. Bullets from every degree. C'mon! [Chorus] Keep your riot act to yourself. We're twelve hundred deep Loading cannons that'll put Godzilla to sleep. We keep it U-L-I-M-A-T-E. You gotta travel underground to hear a real MC Sleep on me, I'm living out your dreams. Burnin' out my green.. 'cause you can't take it with you after your buried Keep it U-L-I-M-A-T-E-. You gotta travel underground to hear a Real MC. C'mon! [Verse Two: Bee] Waddup! Electronic Jack and f**in' Bee all up in this track. So many fugly's be mad 'cause I look cuddly but rap ever sooo Ruggedly. This beat we be rhymin' on is anything but wack. All the fake MC's be mad 'cause Jack chose wisely. I've never been One to spit things mildly. Or sugarcoat anything too kindly. I'm light on my feet but hard on my words. Make the most egotistical b**h feel like a turd. Maybe female but I at least I ain't no wussy fussing b**h. Don't get me wrong, I'm proud to have a p**y I'm probably one of the few to wear mine menacingly Never wanna be a diva, instead you'll find me with a cleaver! Check the security cams if you doubt my mad rants. You'll find me Chasing some hookers out of a motel. That, or running them over with a minivan as I laugh like a madman. 'Cause I'm da joker to your Batman. Like Em' said "Damn, how much damage can you do with a pen?" Oh wait, you're gonna tell? What's da point, we all on da highway To hell b**h, have a sense of humor. You're fuming, how amusing! Oh, by the way, did I forget to mention? I'm on every kind of drug. Hey, everyone! Bumblebee's on E, free little Asian hugs! Just kidding, oh wait, no, I'm not, oh wait, yeah, I am, oh wait, no, I'm not. Up to you, I'll let you OCD that thought into insanity. f** you, I'll never apologize for my vulgar profanity b**h [Chorus] Keep your riot act to yourself. We're twelve hundred deep Loading cannons that'll put Godzilla to sleep. We keep it U-L-I-M-A-T-E. You gotta travel underground to hear a real MC Sleep on me, I'm living out your dreams. Burnin' out my green.. 'cause you can't take it with you after your buried Keep it U-L-I-M-A-T-E-. You gotta travel underground to hear a Real MC. C'mon! [x2]