Little Girl, I admit I get jealous Whys the dog gotta sleep here between us When I get home so late at night Its him in your arms so tight And he gives me a growl as if to say Dont you dare take me away So hows he supposed to be a mans best friend When hes got me sleeping on the couch again And when were trying to make love He walks in and ruins the fun You say he dont get it, but I think he do Just watch his tail wag when hes looking at you Trombone/scat solo Turn your back, and hes stealing off of your plate When I do that you call me fat and tell me I best be losing weight When he smells, you call it cute He makes a mess and its I love you Listen girl, I wanna be your doggie too