Cal Haney - We are all Ken Bone lyrics

[Introduction] Hey guys, so I'm not really sure why this Ken Bone guy is so famous, but I wrote a song, the Ken Bone song, that tries to tackle that very question, so... Ken Bone, I, I think I know just why you're famous Why everybody knows and cares what your name is Our countries so divided But you are undecided And so our hearts united Behind you, Ken Bone Through all our confusion, you were a disillusion From a pants-suit institution And a con-mans revolution We all saw that debate It was filled with so much hate Until you took the stage A familiar mustached face we could all relate To your goofy red sweater Your goofy demeanor You'll live on forever Ken Bone I think we're all Ken Bone 'Cause I'm Ken Bone And you're Ken Bone My dog is Ken Bone And my cat is Ken Bone We're all Ken Bone We are all Ken Bone