He isn't hep to jive, he's only half alive Hep cats call him square You won't believe this jack All his clothes date back To '29 I swear He wears a blue serge suit with a belt in the back No drape, no shape, just a belt in the back Strictly calm and he's off the cob Wears a pocket watch with a pearly fob He'd be just as sharp in a sack As in the blue serge suit with the belt in the back He isn't old and grey but he's so pa**é Swing bands make him frown He don't get no kicks From boogie-woogie licks Oh he's dead but he won't lay down He wears a blue serge suit with a belt in the back No flare, so rare, just a belt in the back He thinks a cat is a household pet His favorite dance is the minuet Maybe one day he's gonna crack And burn that blue serge suit with the belt in the back He's got a gal named "V", she's twice as square as he What a gruesome pair The way they fuss and frown When gators strut on down Is more than I can bear He wears a blue serge suit with a belt in the back A pip, a zip, a belt in the back He wears high shoes and a pair of spats If you dig that junk it'll drive you bats Maybe some day he's gonna crack And burn that blue serge suit with the belt in the back