Ca**idy Welsh - You Will Eat Anything That Comes Outta My Body lyrics

[Chorus] It don't matter if it's piss, sh**, or spit Sweat, boogers, cum, or sweat (You will eat anything that comes out of my body) It don't matter if it's queef, sneeze, or yawn Fart, shart, puke, or cough (You will eat anything that comes out of my body) You will eat anything at all [Verse 1] Yo, f*ggot, I feelin' a little sneezy and I know that it ain't easy to stomach But I don't give one sh** about a slave's well-being so f** it I'm puttin' my pretty, sickly nose inside your mouth and you will eat my sneeze Don't you want to eat my snotty boogers? (Yes, please!) Damn right you do, I'm feelin' flatulent, there's gas a-waitin' in my bu*thole If you don't lock your lips upon my a** there will be trouble My farts are godlike so it's not like what I'm askin' is a struggle If you won't do it, prepare to taste my knuckle right upside your muzzle And if I've I spent a night just masturbatin', feelin' up my twat Then you'd take a dirty mouthful of my vag's cum, just would you not? I don't know why you're cryin, anything from my p**y's tasty Speakin' of p**y, I'm feelin' pissy, I'd get back in my twat hastily Mouth wide open, yeah, I haven't douched, so it probably reeks But I don't care! Ooh, here's some gas, shan't be hard to s** a queef 'Cause queefs don't smell, they're just puffs of air comin' straight from the p**y There's a stream of piss just comin' on, headfirst, n***a, don't be wussy! [Chorus] [Verse 2] I drank three cans of beer, I'm well-hydrated, but that means that I'm real pissy But you'll guzzle it all in just one f**in' gulp, b**h, don't be sissy Yeah, it's a fact, my flaps are sweaty, but I just couldn't give a f** You won't be leavin' my fishy clit until my pee's a-been s**ed up I think I ate a bit too many of those burritos, and my stomach's feelin' queasy But just because I'm feelin' sick don't mean you're gettin' off easy I'm feelin' gaseous, there's spurting so hard that it's hurting So your face should be inside my a**, on you I should be spurting But I know just how my farts a-smell, so I'm not interested in smelling it Two plugs are up my nose, it's even gettin' in my mouth, it smells like sh** But it must be a f**uva lot worse for the slave whose face is lodged right into my bung Just one nose in my a** in comfortable so why don't you try doin' sh** with your tongue Oh, yeah, like that, goddamn, I know this sh**'s about to get pretty nasty But at this point I know I'm about to be a helluva lot more than ga**y I've got to take a dump at the moment, I feel diarrhea in my a**-crack And if you think that you ain't eatin' that sh**, then n***a, you're gettin' your a** smacked You can eat the sh** that comes out of my a** just fine, hell, that's what the song's about I can't wait for the sight of seein' my sh** gettin' introduced to your mouth Damn, it'll be awesome [Chorus] [Verse 3]