[Verse 1] To start the shame off, you've just a-gotta strip him of his clothes He's onstage in front of thousands so he ain't got nowhere to go Put your a** in a chair and put his stomach on your knees Start spankin' f*ggot a** 'til it's red as can be! A pinch to grow an inch and hopefully to get him to stop b**hin' Punch him in his nose, that sh**'ll need some stichin' Scratch his f**in' eyes or put his neck between his thighs With your a** upon his face, he's most surely hypnotized He's naked already so squeeze the f** right out his schlong Take off your f**in' pants and have the n***a lick your thong Beat this f*ggot's a** a-from a-dusk until dawn It's the Humilithon [Verse 2] The horny motherf**er can't a-keep his eyes off of my bu*t So just a-slap him in his face, kick his stomach, and twist his nuts f*ggot, n***a, c*nt, the insult of choice doesn't matter Just spit directly in his mouth and make damn sure that sh** a-splatters